Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
What is a vampire's favourite kind of dog?
What's a mummies favourite type of music
What do they teach at witches school?
What do ghosts have for dessert?
What do witches put on their hair?
What game do they play at ghosts' birthday parties?
Hide and shriek
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
What's a ghosts favourite ride at the theme park?
The roller ghoster