Halloween Jokes
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti
What is a vampire's favourite kind of dog?
A bloodhound
What's a mummies favourite type of music
Rap
What do they teach at witches school?
Spelling
What do ghosts have for dessert?
Ice Scream
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What game do they play at ghosts' birthday parties?
Hide and shriek
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
What's a ghosts favourite ride at the theme park?
The roller ghoster